Thrasher Magazine

With web content, we're supposed to encourage video plays, "Likes", Tweets, links, all that. But for the first time in Hall of Meat history, we're actually going to warn you about this one. Say a prayer for this dude's ankle.

To his credit, after getting sacked Kory avoids a faceplant scorpion, but he does get a forearm squeeker.

Sometimes you go out with intentions of getting a Firing Line, but end up with a Hall of Meat.

Some sightings are rare: Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, UFOs. But those are nothing compared to seeing one of the most consistent skaters of all time take a head-bounce and lose his hat.

Sticking on a hubba and getting pitched down stairs is never fun. Landing directly on the edge of the last step doesn't make it any more enjoyable.

After years of footage with bolts landings, smooth roll-aways, and big smiles, we started to think Theotis never slammed. Think again.

Roberto Jimenez' backflip 50-50 was borderline crazy. This double backflip attempt is straight up psychopath status.

Hey, you'd make strange noises too if your back caught the edge of a stair like this. There's "No, no, no" escape!

Aldrin Garcia's toes lose a battle with some weak electromagnetic forces. Someone mop that floor with a soda or somethin.'